Old Man Resign!
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. Burns apologized to, Bates too

Could Donald Trump please be forgot,
And no more tweet his mind?
Could Donald Trump please be impeached,
Or the crazy man resign?

The crazy man resign, my dear,
The crazy man resign
Could Donald Trump please be impeached,
Or the crazy man resign?

You surely have your politics,
And surely I have mine
When Donald tweets, I have to laugh
I laugh to keep from cryin'

I laugh to keep from cryin', my dear...

It's Punch and Judy,
It's a show
It's Tweedledum and Dee,
In politics, it's Larry, Moe,
And Donald Trump makes three

And Donald Trump makes three, my dear...

Life's beautiful for special guys,
Yet anger, rage, and pain
Splay purple mullets manic'ly
About the fevered brain

About the fevered brain, my dear...

For bluster and high-handedness,
Have mercy on the vain
Who try to put you in your place
But prove themselves insane

But prove themselves insane, my dear...

Oh would some Pow'r the gift us give,
To see as we are seen
And crown us all with protocol,
When strolling with the Queen

When strolling with the Queen, my dear...

Two others run, one takes the Hill,
In Twenty Twenty-Four
I'll have my way, we'll move on yea,
As the show goes on once more

The show goes on once more, my dear...

Could Donald Trump please be forgot,
And no more tweet his mind?
Could Donald Trump please be replaced,
Or the crazy man resign?

The crazy man resign, my dear...