Old Man Resign! . Sing to the tune of Auld Lang Syne, except: . "Life's beautiful" and "For bluster" verses to the tune of America the Beautiful . (c)2020 Garrett Derner . Copyright, copyleft, all rights and wrongs reserved . Freely copy & perform, as long as you attribute . Derivative works encouraged . Burns apologized to, Bates too Could Donald Trump please be forgot, And no more tweet his mind? Could Donald Trump please be impeached, Or the crazy man resign? The crazy man resign, my dear, The crazy man resign Could Donald Trump please be impeached, Or the crazy man resign? You surely have your politics, And surely I have mine When Donald tweets, I have to laugh I laugh to keep from cryin' I laugh to keep from cryin', my dear... It's Punch and Judy, It's a show It's Tweedledum and Dee, In politics, it's Larry, Moe, And Donald Trump makes three And Donald Trump makes three, my dear... Life's beautiful for special guys, Yet anger, rage, and pain Splay purple mullets manic'ly About the fevered brain About the fevered brain, my dear... For bluster and high-handedness, Have mercy on the vain Who try to put you in your place But prove themselves insane But prove themselves insane, my dear... Oh would some Pow'r the gift us give, To see as we are seen And crown us all with protocol, When strolling with the Queen When strolling with the Queen, my dear... Two others run, one takes the Hill, In Twenty Twenty-Four I'll have my way, we'll move on yea, As the show goes on once more The show goes on once more, my dear... Could Donald Trump please be forgot, And no more tweet his mind? Could Donald Trump please be replaced, Or the crazy man resign?